all in a days work

time : 1st class of the day..

location: 2nd last bench..(missd d last 1..sm1 came 1st n took it)..saali last seat k liye bhi fite hai..

situation: not so gud..

here iam sitting ,tryn hard not to hear wt d prof is sayn..lik real hard..but his not so rich baritone mixd wid tambi accent is hittng my hears...the shelling continues for nxt 20 mins..i feel lik a soldier in a battlefield..tryn 2 survive..only thy r better off..thy can die..

prof shouts: shud the input voltage be high?? till what time shud it b high??

High?? did sm1 said high..n my brain starts 2 work..

i wanna shout who d fk r u 2 decide..its voltage's choice..let it b high if it wants..let it b high until it feels gud about it..poor voltage..

n so now im writn this..d prof thinks im takn notes..bloody jerk he is..but then he cant help it..he decided 2 teach in trichy..i mean come on..who does dat..

yups..so again..im thinkn now..n wondern wt 2 rite..i mean i cant write nonsense al d time..

i luk here n there..not a single gal..(god must b gay)..i mean there r 11-12 of m..but only on passports..y r thy livn in gals hostel..i dnt knw..n now d only surd in d class has askd a doubt..chootiye saale chup kar..saale k sirf do hi shauwk hai..accha khaana aur gandi ladhkiyan..but usse bhi ghatiyaa doubt poocha saale ne..newaz..

stil 17 mins 2 go..

11 mins now..

the guy sittng nxt 2 me is sleepn..i envy this fkr..he can fkn sleep newhr..n i cant sleep in d class..not that i find it ethically wrong(i hav no ethics)...therz smthn pyschologically wrng wid me..i want 2 sleep..but i jus cant..gotta a c a pyschiatrist..i still hav 2 yrs 2 go..aise kaise chalega..

pyschology reminded me..smtimes i wish i studied pyschology..then i wud make a decent attempt n try 2 find out wt thez tambis want..i mean it was easy up there in north..i cud gess wt d teachers wr thinkn n ws usually on top of m..(not literally)..here u jus cant say wt d fkn prof gonna do..1 thing is for sure..tambis dnt wanna hav fun..

finally..attndc..d only reason i came ..

"oye chuttad uth ja" i say 2 my fellow dreamer..

"behnchod ulti chaat lecture tha" he says..

"wtf..u wr sleepn.."

"abe roz to chaat hota hai..aaj kya champak ki kahani sunaayi usne??"

i agree..

"fifteeeeeee"

"yessir"

over..

period..

many more such periods 2 go..

n 1 more prof enters..fk iam leavng..