This is dedicated to Anoushka Mathews..sorry gal..ur now linked wid the biggest piece of crap in the history of blogging..
Present Day:
i lov u..she said to him..
she was an awsm gal..thy wr in lov..she had waitd long enuff for him 2 say..finally she jus said it..he panickd..choked..words wr jus not cmin out..he thought fast..
same pinch..he said..
fuck..he thought...
n piched her..only the pinch was on inappropriate areas..
u r sick...!!
no, i am a jew..!!
she slappd her..(cant reveal where)..n went away forever..
lif has never been same again for Balbir Pasha aka Bp..
Bp was 19 at that time..he had lost the lov of his lif..for the 1st time he felt pain..cuz he wsnt stoned for a change..
"shit..gotta buy sm weed.."
he decided to meet his only friend..shah..
Recap..
Their friendship dated back 2 d school daz, only that time Bp had dyslexia(weed helpd him recover..for more visit http://www.need4weed.com/ )..
So Bp had misread shah for hash..n sinc then followd him everywhere..shah too was a friend indeed(read friend in weed)..both wr responsible for things thy wr proud of..1 included death of Mr Pasha..Bp nevr likd his dad..
how can u lov a guy who nails ur mother..?? he usd 2 say..
legend says 1 fine day Bp was found lyn under a bridge aftr overdosage..his family doc calld his fathr..
Your Bp is very high..iam sorry..
Mr Pasha who ws a heart patient died on the spot..
Bp blamed evrythn on her mother who he thought ws lesbain..
"She is alwaz gone for thez pussy parties..i shud b goin there n not her" he had 1nc complaint..
only poor Bp didnt knw thz wr kitty parties..
so he left the house n decided to liv on his own..
OWN ws d name of the account Mr Pasha had saved for his OWNly daughter Bi Pasha..
But sinc she ws Bi..Mr Pasha kickd her away from his will..thats free will..
Mrs Pasha who ws a catholic(nothn 2 do wid cats n kitties) had said 2 her daughter BiPasha that St. John will save her..
while Mr Pasha , a jew believd in Abraham... BiPasha was saved Bigtime..
so now wid her sisters money..Bp went out to liv where he met the lov of d lif kokila(read coke hi la)..
Present day again:
But now she was gone... n he had 2 move on..
5 comments:
a beautifuly prepared cake of fresh pure shitt...!!!!..hail bp n sp n pp..!!!
ya shit happens..
I have a question,
why and how is this one dedicated to anoushka mathews?
Or is it just one of those text book type dedications..where they will dedicate academic texts and even questions banks to their mother father sister brother niece n nephew?
chatt....u r god....
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