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hi iam lil.codey@gmail.com ..thats my id and thats me..evrybody calls me that..my pc calendar reads 14 may 2063..if the old world was bc,then new world is pc for sure....bout me, iam 14yrs old..thats lotta timestamp if u speak in our lingo..so are we? we are a bunch of kids tryn to code our way in the world of power..we are sm 14 15 yrs old guys and some self proclaimed girls(yeah pretty girls still can't code) or shud i say, budding coders who are aspiring to the big ones when we reach our physical prime..no we dnt want to be some software enggs from sm fancy technical collg..i mean i wud have named my id as lil.softy@gmail.com then..but i didnt..not because the id wud hav given wrong non masculine vibes..well that too..but theres a big diff btwn a coder and a software engg..the one like between a car driver and a f1 racer..and hey that "lil" luks kiddish but i named it when i was jus 3..it ws my 1st email,id and a lotta highscores on the internet are named on it over the years,so dnt wanna change it and spoil my legacy.. we r the gods..we are evrywhr..even the president of US and the queen of england are hotshot coders..yeah good gesswork..queen is not pretty..and nor do i think that princess wud be in future cuz DNA's algorithm cant fk up that bad..so u c the its a world of coders,if u can code u can be anyone...well officially anyone..i mean this our very own proffessor here in india cud hav been both PM of bihar and a senator in some state in US at the same time but smhow the law fkd him up..i mean the plan was good,nor the US or the state of biha givs a fk bout each odr,so no1 wud hav found out..so now he is the head of CID.."daya,darwaza code do"..his famous tweet these days..gupta sir..funny guy and i heard one of the best fifa player in the world...will meet him again this year in our school's alumni meet..i will be the host that time...ha ha local host..bad one..so last year in school and im lukn for the best coding college in the world,a run time environment as thy wud say..any thing to get the rights to log into that site..yea yea its not easy hack that site..its fkn impossibe..i mean the best are defending that site..plus sm genius who crack that automatically get into the collg or sm how get killd in mysteriousness,..so the site is alwaz secured..alwaz..i mean gupta sir is defending the site for linux's sake..heard in his collg days,he online had sex with the wife of itallian PM's wife pretending to be the ambassador of Brazil..the wife thot that the line was secure while the live chat was being transmitted all over the world,"jus for the kicks" he had infamously tweeted..fkd the relationships of both the country..well we all thank him for that amazing fkd up classic football world cup semis a decade back..what a match..the men were killing each other on the field..sm purists believ

that jus for the "kicks" cud have double meanings..i mean we all knw his love for fifa and football so cud that kick in the tweet was deliberate ,did he predict it?? well i think so..the Italian spies were lookn for him..well that made him join the CID and now he hunts them..what a guy..even beated this italian guy in "pick ur nation and play" in yearly fifa confrence last year..yeah he picked india and fkd italy,double whammy..indian team so lousy in fifa..i mean jus like reality..i wonder why we can't play football.."khoon mein nahn hai game saala.."..so instead we code and fuck them online..bet it was more demeaning than actual italian side losin to indian side on real football..the dynamics hav changed..wars are won online..cuz now the real men of a nation are coding and eating pizza and not outside, toiling hard..

so now u see how obsessed iam with coding and this collg..im not the only one, the whole of our fkn generation is obsessed bout it..reasons vary..i mean some are doing cuz their coder parents want them too,sm themselves want to code,fkn nerds...this guy in my tuition wants because he feels coders have the hottest gf,another wants to be a serial killer,kill people on net ..sm girls tryn to prove that thy can code too..sm doin for the money..why iam doing exactly is smthn i dnt knw yet..or maybe i havnt written it down yet..i feel coding is essential today..jus cnt go thru it..i think there has been a transfer of power in the world from the physically stronger to the physically meeker..the power has shifted in this chain chrologicaly..dinosaurs,lions and other predators,stronger early men,smarter early men,large armies to small smart armies,gladiator ruled by a senator..the energy that once came from a single point goin back to a single point..a master server connected by the brains of the smartest ones..its a cycle..the universe will explode the day that server gets fkd up..sounds silly,im a kid,i can dream..and i wanna be a part of that server sm remotely pre mature way for that day is still very far and will obviously elpase my living days easily..i still believ this crap..so i want to leave a legacy..a code that u read,n u whistle out.."woah, thats so typical him" ..a code that inspires a generation..like facebook..that changes life,life style..smthn thats taught in colleges for its simplicity and beauty..for that i wanna learn and join this collg..i mean bein getting selected and bein a part of "those 100" for this year is not a child's play..i have cleared the 1st two rounds..firing a fake nuke missile carryn condoms and a postcard saying from russia wid love near whitehouse ..i bet gupta sir designed this task..bad sense of humor,sex and audacity to fk up nations' sentiments is his signature..plus the complexity of scoring points in this task..the 1st one to do this within one day was given major points..and then as time increased from day one to day 10 points increased exponentially..as the russian defence security also increased..but that didnt mean that u can wait till 10th day and fire yr nuke cuz points were only given to 1st 150 entries only and it was an elimination round..and catch was the diff in number of points from day 1 to day2..it was mindoggln..and so if ure within 150 and fire on day 10..u r pretty much the winner of the whole thing cuz nxt rounds are non eliminative and some total is taken..so u didnt knw...when to fire evn u can fire cuz u didn knw wt numbr was fired and american defence was also defending its ass by not disclosing the figure,a lot of hacking also went thr to find out info from pentagon's database to ..thr ws lotta bluffn..lotsa algorithm considered..i deduced my graph and fired on 8th day..i was later told i was number 137th and 4th that day..so not bad..only 13 guys over me..a total 457 nukes wr fired in those 10 days..307 not considered..thats the standard the collg sets..gettn best 150 outta the cream..and then kicking ass of 50 great minds..second round was a speed round..making sure who gets all the atms of the world ejecting money at the same time..i won this one,took me 3 hours..i think this round's idea was sanchez's..mexicans love easy money and chaos..great guy too..one of coolest alumni of this collg..rite now im doin the 3rd task..posting my SOP on the collg site's homepage..its almost impossible to crack in the site,if u do it u are already in..but u cant get in,u have a clue..the collg has launched its journal and there is a pattern smwhr which says what time the site will be not firewalled..u can log in and post ur SOP then..u can try log in only 3 times..so no hit and try..i had a deduced the algo and cracked the pattern and now posting my SOP there..y am i taking a lot of time is because what i write on my SOP gonna decide, how and by whom im taken under mentorship when i join the collg...so its not a joke..i now hope,sir when u are reading it,take me as ur pupil.".samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hai"..so thr it is my SOP,on ur face....mind the spellings and grammar,i hope u guys have code to fix this problem..hoho....and also mindn the bluntness and lack of artistry in my writing,im not a fkn poet,thr r no hidden proses,dnt look for that..lets see u can figure a code inside..literature club of the collg is so not pickn me..do i fkn care..hoping the next task is challenging..

see you bastards,next summers..

lil.codey

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