headstrong..the re return..

whatvr happened in room 69, no one knew..some believd it was much lik what happnd in room 96 if u get ur axis right ie but then people say..but whatvr happnd inside kinda changd Bp or atleast he thought so..some again believed that Bp didnt change much n was still d same phony bastard as he was but then again people say..Bp howevr believd he had achievd some real knowledge,smthin worthwile.. to prove this he startd talkn bout racism,revolution,radicalism,reforms,riots n rituals n al(some big words he had lukd up in a dictionary under d alphabet R while he ws lukn for Rape drug)..peopl were right..he stil was a phony bastard..
Bp returnd to his old home..he shifted to his old home cuz he ws short on cash n didnt want to work for money..he didnt want to work for nethn actually but he thought by sayn that he didnt want to work for money would seem to make him luk lik a enlightened soul..what a phony bastard..
newaz he ws returnin home aftr a longtime n it ws kinda big deal for him..he wsnt half xpectn the grand welcm that he ws bout to get..he got a note sayn "foods in freezer,mom"
"my mother loves me" he cried whole nite sayn thez words..
It was rainin hard the next mornin when he got up..He ws fkn delighted to see his mother n sis Bi Pasha at home.he felt special as he thought the whole family had stayd home just for him..actually it ws d fkn rain..
"Bp ! when wil this fkn rain stop?? i gotta c bout a gal" compaint Bi..
"Gal,fk u sis..atleast date guys,thy wil treat u d way ur meant to be!!"
thats d best he cud say widout bein graphic n al,she ws his sis aftr al..
"fk u Bp,wt happnd to ur im a feminist crap??"
"Iam a feminist only whn im on a date..that way my gal picks up her own tab n al..plus i also get laid cuz im lik a senstiv guy n i dnt evn hav to pay for it..cm on who needs hookers whn u can fk ne1 for free?"
"but i guess people want to b hookers..i mean ur gettn paid for gettn laid..Oh Bp i wanna b a hooker..god loves hookers"
"Praise the lord" beamed Bp

He alwaz thot his younger sister ws d most intellectual person he has evr met..she wsnt..But Bp believd in her lik nethn..she ws a bi aftr al..accordn to him she ws havn d best of both d worlds..evn Bp had tried swingn d odr way but sm xperiencs were quite painful n he cudnt handle d job..handjob as sm calld it...
Bp remaind inside the whole day n relaxd!! he wrote poems n al on rain n life cuz he stil thot he ws enlightened n al ..Bi almost cried aftr readn his this poem on rain..
" Rain rain go away
come again anodr day
my lil sis is so gay"

Next day he decided to go to his old school again..he had enrolled again n al..OLD OAK PUBLIC SCHOOL was d best in the state.."The only one in the state" was their motto..howevr it had 2 b changed cuz bein d best if ther ws only 1 in state kinda ruind their image..it was ruind newaz but school board consisted of some old dickheads who didnt have a lif n needed smthn to change..so thy changed d motto, it was changd to"quel est votre problème chienne?" which meant somethn hotshot in french or sm gay language lik dat..
the guys howevr referred to it as OOPS n considerd it as a big mistake of their life..legend goes that Britney Spears got laid here n came up wid d lyrics of her most soul quiverrin song..no xtra brownie points for guessn d name..the song was a big hit tho..gals wantd to feel the same wt Britney ws feeln whn she wrote d song..guys howevr jus wantd to feel smthn,Britney had just got laid for christs sake..
Oops (the school) had a tradition of bringn out the best from its student..some of d gals had brought out their best babies in the Oops' dorms but thats anothr story..Back to d glories of Oops,regarded as d finest in the state it had d tradition of transformin boys into men..Bp howevr thot it wsnt a big deal..wts so fkn great bout it..boys turn into men only..fuckn turn them to women rather to gud lukn women..there wr far too many boys in d campus he felt..no wonder Oops had an environment of dick-tatorship..
Newaz Bp was back at Oops as a student..Bp felt nothn had changedin al thoz years..there wr stil thoz snooty fuckheads who calld them profs,assistant prof n crap lik dat..Bp hated assistant profs more..thy r d real cause of problem he had said 1nc..thy aint prof so wt thy do is thy assist d profs..lik cm on get a lif..al thez prof shit had stayd in d school for generations n thy wr al yellow..yellow symbolizes shit if u dnt knw..if ur shit ne odr color go see a fkn doc..Bp felt al thez yellow bastards talkd crap lik education,nation,honor,society n al..why cudnt thy talk lik normal educated non yellow 1s..he felt thy wr over educated,overpaid n had excess free time to kick ass..excess of evrythn is bad he usd 2 say..xcept for booze,weed,music n sex..cuz thoz things wr gud n n excess of gud is better..
yups so Bp entered his classroom..searched for the goodlukn females n then chose a vantage point,at an angle of 36 degree from the hottest chick in d class..his mind was lik a compass n he cud alwaz get d angles right..the concept of 36 degree was once explaind to him by his crazy friend..According to him the vantage point for such missions involved huge amount of trigonometry cuz whnvr there wr curves involvd angles playd an important role..he alwaz sat an angle of 36 degree from the hottest chick n when he subtracted 36 degree form 60 degree ( 60 degree which he thought was the building block of equality in trigonometry cuz an equilateral triangle had each angle as 60 degree n he believd in equality cuz he believd in the glorius principles of french revolution which said equality liberty n smthn else lik fuckenity..) so aftr subtraction u got 24 degree which alwaz came out to be the angle of elevation of the 2nd hottest chick( 2 hot chicks never sit with each odr until thy r lesbian,this rule can be applied there also after applyn some transforms)..newaz nature alwaz followed this law as the divine ratio of 36 24 36 reappeared..moereovr if u added thez numbers u got 96 which was holy as it was the opposite of satan's number 69..if u think 666 is the satans numbr then fkn get a lif..new satan is hot n horny(devil's horn n al)..So 69...(for more graphic description see the figure above)...
some say the friend who made this law later joined a crappy engineering collg way down south where this degree law failed bigtime..cuz d collg ws deprivd of chicks let alone the hot ones..only degree the collg provided was BTech(bachelor of technology),which was better than BE(bachelor of Engineering) cuz he didnt wannaBE.. nethn.. they say that guy later freaked out n startd writn psycho crappy blogs!!

newaz as Bp sat,the sluttiest lukn Prof entered..Bp thot she gonna teach them striptease n al..
" All Hands Hoay! hey punters,gonna teach u english oye..name is Swetlana Petroslovoka..call me Captain Swap if u dare..cuz oye as shakspr said wts in a fkn name..oye.."
fake smiles were passed by some dumbass kids who thot she had crackd d intellectual joke of the millenium..Bp was furious..firstly he hated russia,he hated evry nation n sinc russia ws d biggest he hated it d most..now a russian slut wid a fake pirate accent was gonna teach him english..secondly he didnt giv a shit bout shakspr wts in a name crap theory,if d bastard believ in his theaory then he wud hav writtn his crap plays anonymously or under a fake name say Newton..that Newton thing wud hav saved such pain in the ass he felt.if shakspr wrote for newton then newton wudnt hav discovrd gravity n al that crap..cuz then newton wud hav been famous for his plays..n once ur famous u start gettn laid..n whn ur gettn laid how d fk u gonna think bout smthn lik gravity..
so while Bp was thinkn al this,his parallel mind was thinkn of ways of seducin the russian pirate prof wid big assets..
"That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there Cap Swap" said Bp"thy dnt call me long john cuz my head is long,avast hoay,want me to drop my anchor"
Cap Swap had found wt she ws lukn for...