wish you were there..instead..

if pink floyd and weed is a cliche then its my favourite one for sure,fuck thy wrote all the good shit..main kya likhu ab..im tight,so much for the sober weekdays..well another bad day in the office..ironical..since i ws lookn for an office a couple of weeks back..only if i wud have lookd better ..and cuter too maybe..fuck...
so drank some rum and whisky plus 4 din ki nahn utari hai...rum got over a lil too quickly..y is the rum alwaz gone....

"hi iam shourya and im an alcoholic"..ok lil exaggeration ..
but trust me..i jus wished for rum as my girl..it alwaz givs me a good time..and even the bad ones are memorable..visious circle..faiz cudnt hav said it better"aaye kuch abr kuch sharaab aaye...uske baad aaye joh azaab aaye" if only i had written it...
trippy fact..a friend searched high hopes on youtube..1st result..srk has high hopes for kkr..i mean seriously..fuck..desh kya hoga? aur agar main desh ka bhavishya hu toh chud gaya desh..

so another year passed by..and trichy got over.. finally...FT score..Shourya Pande 1 NITT 0...u must hav had a good possession but what do u knw bout counter attacks...my best match by far..

so fuck u btech...i got u in the end..well not officially...but farre banaye thy yaar...pass ho hi jaunga is baar...

2011..u better be good...

rahul oberoi jus commented...bc dilli waale..so im thinkn..wt if i had an alter ego...saali cheez kya hogi woh...so aftr lotta thinkn this is the list i think my fkd up brain wud choose from...

1.a classy don lik LION...loin as i prefer..wts better than swimmin in ur own pool wearn a leopard printed thong,smokn pipes and thinkn ki "sona" kis beach pe aayega...pure ecstasy...fkn brilliant..

2. a 2nd world war veteran,either side..drinkn lonely in pubs wearn ur stars and gettin pissd for not finding the fkn reason i fought this war ...

3. james bond...jus for the fact that i actually get to introduce myslf as Bond James Bond...i mean u cnt get any action sayn hi im pande,shourya pande...trip saali..

4.bappi lehari,the lord of the rings...i mean i composed jimmy jimmy and disco dancer...i can liv wid that forvr...

5.a struggling poet...if ur good.u wnt struggle...so writn cheap poetry and njoyn that n feeln sad for the world who cnt get them...pyscho trip...or mayb a poet with hidden meanings..smthn lik namak ishq ka..a whole song dedicated to a blowjob..we all knw how gr8 a lyricist gulzaar sahib is but this jus takes him to a differnt unmatched level..i mean raat bhar piya se maanga maanga re namak ishq ka..beautiful..it got me thinkn..thr gotta be more such songs..i mean we indians are have a drity mind..we can think shit..il search for them..proses wid hidden meanings..and maybe if iam lucky,even a undercover protest song..newaz..ndr trip..

6.dharmendar...sunny deol aur booby deol mere bete hai...license to kill..

7.shah jahan... saala tajmahal hi mera hai..great feel..mughle azaam...kya chaiye aur..

yeah not thierry henry...khuda nahn ban sakte tum..

so 7C1..what a good week il hav..imagine goin to ur office and askn ur boss to get a martini..shaken not stirred..reminds me..

should sleep now..kal offc hai bc...i ws better unemployed...sacha hindustaani tha...gareeb aur berozgaar aur parsehaaniyo se ghira hua but then" we are paras captain,we are supposed to be surrounded"...what a fkn good line..Band of brothers kahan hai hard disk par? local terminal pe grep command de deta hu...fkn linux ki trip..im done..thats it i gess..before i get worse..

PS..those who read it tomrw..i ws drunk but fuck it..n ya happy 2011..n by happy u knw wt i mean..

till i write again..

adios 2010...i survived u..send a higher version now..