the beautiful game

pretty wasted..its been a long nite..a lil depressed..just like that so ended up watchn old arsenal videos..doesnt help..n then it strikes me..

A typical garnet day..

Objective..to indulge in all illegal activities possible..which ends up drinkn old monk on rooftop and smoking up and drunk calling and if still sober then gambling..but since we dnt live in a Utopian society..smokn up is jus fine..

minor objective..scoring weed..n prayn sm1 gets placed..cuz thats whr booze gonna come from..

philosophy..scoring is an art..if u knw football ud knw it..u can hav all d vision n creativity..but if thrz no1s to score..ur not goin newhr..


modus operandi..

to score u need a target man..one whos can perform..so u keep operatn..to narrow down ur search u look for guys who hav had a fkd up day..short attendances..low grades..a bad lab session..girlfrnd problm(rare in our area)..negativ sex(quite often)..or traumatic in trichy syndrome(TITS)..nethn wud do..u put d idea of smokn up in his head n make him believ how dat wud turn his day upside down..to make him agree is a skilld task but oh d veterans make it look so easy..well thr 1s who look for d happier guys who r just plain ecstatic to smoke up..but well then its lik makn ur opposition score an own goal..cm on wts d fun in that..we lik d beautiful game..nehow..d guy is now willing and complied to spend at least 50 bucks n now uv gotta deal..but thr r days whn thrz so target man..thats whr 2 or 3 attacking midfielders in a same team come in2 play..2 or 3 10 bucks notes frm here n there n suddenly u look a lik different team..their contribution is invaluable..

now..to assist scoring u need wingplay..runners who wud outrun flanks..the problem now is transportation..n thats whr a classic playmaker comes into play..he searches for such wingers..guys who are new in2 biking n can do nethn to go a gear up..or jus plain random guys makn a round trip from our belovd city..thy can make a trip 3kms down NH 67 into sm shady corner of a village n get wt u want..but easier than its done..d bike keys mayb wid sm1 else..thr mayb people in city who r not pickn up ur calls cuz thy knw wt u want..a healthy PR alwaz helps..good communication n motivational skills can win u d golden ball.. and if ur lucky u mite get a target man who can cover flanks too..it cuts down ur trouble..n dats y i regard Henry up thr wid d all time Best..

now with transportation sorted there comes the next big challenge..d dirty work..d crushin n d rolling..a good holding midfielder who lovs d donky work(democrats dnt take offense)..newaz so u pick guys who hav steady hands n are good at mouse games..sittn in 1 position wid jus hands workn is a tuff ordeal..now if d guy is unwilln to crush but willn to smoke up(wel he is alwaz willn but still) then u make him believ that as if u hav scored n now its his duty to do the hard work..d guy gets ready..a slick move..u then choose the tempo of d game..who all shud be in..what kinda music wil b playd..content of d trip..decidn parameters being team chemistry and basic philosophy of lif..cuz thr r d nerds..d perverts..d music lovers..d depressed...d gothics(fuck too much american hi school flicks for me)...u judge by ur instinct..cuz if u cant, ul get an intersection of thez sets..n dats wt we here in trichy call Bhasadh..n believe me its dirtier than d classic derbies..

if ur a really smart playmaker..setting d time limit of d session cud take u to d hall of fame..after labs..b4 meals..powercuts..u shud hav d knack for finding depression..well trichy is good place for honing ur skills..i bet thr r good scouts around..
ANd now wid evrythng set n ur team ready..its time to hit d field..a lil warming up wid a cigarette or2 alwaz pays..d dimming of d lights..d music turnin on..its lik bein in a stadium wid d crowd cheern..then d whistle blows..d 1st joint is lit n its game on.. no1 can teach u what happens thens..how u perform inside is jus upto u..
( to knw about wt usually happens inside wait for my nxt post... "inside of a joint session-the holy trip")

..to b a success inside is an inherent quality..some r born wid it..some learn wid time..some work gr8 in pairs..and thr some who never learn..but the effort is alwaz appreciated cuz here unlike football; if u play u alwaz win..newaz..objective achieved..d playmaker has playd d beautiful game..

So if u ever wonder y doesn't "that guy" do anything in any of ur sessions..just "wonder" again..u owe a lot to him..