"oye pande wt does coherent mean??" asks sukhu my hot roomie..
"it means smthn..kya hua??" i hate him for askn such questions whn we r smokn..
"nthn..ws thinkn smthn"the bastard shoots back..
"u think in english??" im impressd..
"ma chuda" ..n now we r on same wavelength..
n d pointless conversation goes on..sm times its so fkn pointless dat u just dnt know n u jus dnt care wt ur talkn bout..
more recent 1 ws d business plan which me n sukhu(again !! we spend sm quality time) came up wid..
it ws a masterplan to overtake the MNC "apple" by makin a fake company(oh fek!! colg lingo for oh fuck,now u can use d word fuck in front of ur families too,things ur seniors teach u) viz "pineapple"..which wud buy al apple stuf..the plan ws to paste a pine sticker nxt to apple n sell them at a profit wid a company motto of "size does matter"..as a pineapple is bigger than a apple.. that ws d catch..cm to think of it..it rockets pasts d list of al dumb ideas straight to the fkn top but we got such kick out of it..gess we wr high (again)..
more on d real world which for me exists in d campus of my shitty collg smwhere in d barren lands of tamil nadu..
got the grade card(again) few days back..place next to gpa was left blank by the collg authorities..yaya..i got a suppli..analog devices..i hav no problm wid d subject but i hate d prof..all thoz who hav faced d monotonous wrath of narayanan wil agree wid me..not only does he make a borin subject lik analog devices more borin but u can actually feel sad for al d semiconductors n transistors he handles..jus d way he treats them,u can actually report an abuse under some fkn penal code..the touchn,d fondlin..1 fkn pervert he is..i can go on n on n write fkn shit bout d bastard but then i think i hav a lif (ndr hypothetical belief to raise my confidencn)..
n ya im broke..again..but i gess bein low on cash helps smtimes..peopl knw u dnt hav money..thy offer u ciggs n al..peopl u owe money to stop harrassn u..n u got to njoi d mess food..rotis made of plastic which whn sent to trash get recycld back..eco friendly mess warden here..ndr bastard,ndr story..
well mess jus reminded me how fkn hungry iam..cuz dats how u feel whn u come out of it..not plannin to go thr again..lets c if my hot roomie is hot on cash..which i fervently hope he is..
gotta go people..gotta eat..
n 1 day get laid(again??)..
